FUNK UP YOUR IMAGE AT THE KNIT CLUB


09:30 - 23 May 2005

Knitting is back in fashion - big time. Hollywood stars are doing it, young and old are doing, men as well as women are doing it. And now Derby even has its own Knit Club, led by a man who knits what he describes as "animated waffles." Amanda Volley pulls the wool from over your eyes to highlight a new craze.

BACK in the 60s and 70s, there was nothing more depressing than the news that someone was knitting you something for Christmas.

At best, it was a Dr Who scarf, an Aztec-style poncho or mittens on a string. But sometimes - horror of horror - it was a Noddy Holder tank top, a banana yellow cardigan or a swimming costume that would unravel at the drop of a bathing towel.

There are still people who claim they were permanently damaged by the trauma of having to wear hand-knitted jumpers, crocheted tights and tea cosy hats to their friend's parties. Let us be honest, knitted items were for those who could not afford the luxury of Crimplene.

But then, a few years ago, something incredible happened. Before you could say "where did you get that pashmina?" knitting had become the chosen hobby of the young, fashionable, beautiful set. Actor Russell Crowe was even said to rush straight from grappling with lions, tigers and bears on the set of Gladiator to get back to grappling with his knitting patterns.

Since then, more Hollywood stars than you can shake a knitting needle at are getting in on the fad. Gwyneth Paltrow, Julia Roberts, Richard Gere and Courtney Cox can be seen doing a bit of knit one purl-one between takes.

Madonna is said to find sweater-making as relaxing as Bikram yoga - although it is not quite so good for building her biceps. In fact, in Los Angeles stitch and bitch parties are all the rage for these so-called "knitsters".

And so it should be no surprise to learn that knitting clubs in Derbyshire are no longer full of ageing ladies knitting pom-pom hats for their beloved grandchildren

The passion for making homespun woolly items has crossed the Atlantic. There is even a new magazine called Simply Knitting which has been launched to target young knitters and features patterns for trendy knitted gillets and hoodie tops.

"The knitting craze was started by A-list celebrities like Catherine Zeta Jones, Julia Roberts and even Russell Crowe and fashion-conscious celeb watchers are hot on their heels. The summer's catwalk trends feature big knits and the handcraft vibe is everywhere," explained the magazine's press officer Rebecca Oatley.

"Today, you are more likely to see young, trendy 20-somethings knitting groovy little clutch bags or ponchos. Knitting is now as trendy as yoga and women from across the region are picking up or dusting off their needles and having a go. There are also knitting clubs springing up across Derbyshire full of young fashion-conscious people."

In fact, if you happen to pop into one of the ultra trendy bars in and around Derby on the right night you may even witness a group of trendy, young "knitsters" at one of their regular knit-ins.

Members of Derby's Knit Club can invariably be seen consuming the odd pints of beer, a few bags of savoury snacks and a large amount of fine wool as they clickety-clack their way through an enjoyable night out.

It must be a good night out too as one of the founder members of Knit Club - the remarkably cool Corey Mwamba - is one of the most passionate knitters you will ever meet and yet he has never, ever produced a single useable garment.

"Before I helped my friend Bernice Kew to launch the club I had no interest in knitting at all and I could not knit," Corey, a musician and composer explained. "Now I have an interest in knitting, I go to most of the meetings but I can't say I am getting any better at knitting. It's just something to do which involves getting together with friends to chill out and relax."

The club started as it was not a simple exercise for Corey's friend Bernice to find the wools, cashmeres, silks and yarns she needed to complete her knitting projects.

"I remember spending the best part of a day in Nottingham with her looking for wool but she couldn't find it. She was so fed-up and that's when we suggested trying to find a knitting club to get some advice," Corey said.

"Bernice wanted to find a club for younger people and one that met outside people's homes, but there was nothing at that time. That's when I suggested we do it ourselves. It's down to Bernice that the club got started."

Corey had only had a brief brush with knitting at that stage - he recalls trying to knit something like a scarf at school - and he had even less of an idea how to set up a knitting club.

"There was a lot of procrastination between having the idea and setting up the club. We didn't really know how to get it going," he admitted.

"Then I talked to a mate of mine about the problems we were having in deciding which way to go with the club and he just said 'do it and see where you go'. It's a good philosophy for loads of things in life. In this case, Bernice and I, along with another friend called Claire Osbourne, set up a first meeting at Derby's Revolution bar on September 9, 2003."

Having the inaugural meeting at Revolution seemed fitting. "It was the former home of one of Derby's best known knitting shops Strand Wools," Corey said. "We didn't advertise the event, we just sat down and started knitting. Well, Bernice and Claire started knitting - Bernice had to teach me how to cast on. I was useless at that first meeting and I'm still completely useless."

He laughed. "I can only knit squares. In fact, my second square looked more like a leaf or a three-legged goat. I can't count the number of times I've demonstrated casting off to a novice only to find they are producing booties or scarves within weeks - while I'm still on squares."

The first meeting provoked some predictable responses from lads in the pub, more used to nursing pints than knitting needles.

"Oh yes, we did get a few looks and comments and we simply invited them to have a go," Corey said. "A few of them sat down and soon we had a crowd of 18-odd people. Most of the lads ended up enjoying it and a few came to other meetings."

Talking of committed members, Corey has watched some of the talented knitters in the group getting better and better. One of the members has even begun to knit using craft wire and makes "amazing brooches".

"People turn up for very different reasons. Some want advice from other knitters but the vast majority turn up to make friends, not jumpers," Corey said.

"All we ask is that people bring a ball of wool - we can provide the needles. A lot of people end up joining in after coming over to ask what we're doing. Then they have a go for a dare and end up staying for the whole evening."

Corey finds his own devotion to the cause a lot harder to explain. Naturally, he goes because he likes the kinship but he is the first to admit he has yet to find a use for his knitted squares.

'I suppose I could put teddy bear eyes on it - it would look like an animated waffle," he laughed. "I could stitch them together to make a quilt but I really haven't done that many.

"Personally speaking, I knit because it's quite relaxing. I'm not deterred by my lack of progress. I can purl and cast on and off. After a long day, getting together with friends to knit is relaxing."

According to Corey, there is some talk about knitting and patterns but it is more of a social club with knitting as the peaceful pastime that binds the members together. The club is just as much about chatting, drinking and the consumption of the Knit Club's favourite snack - pork scratchings.

"They're surprisingly un-greasy on the fingers so it's better for when you're knitting," Corey said. "The club meetings tend to go on until the licensee of the pub turns the lights down or the last person gets up and staggers home. There aren't any rules. I tend to knit a bit of my square, eat some crisps, have a drink and a laugh and then I go home."

Corey says there are around nine regular members of the Derby club at present with a similar number at a club he and Bernice have founded in Nottingham. The majority of members are women in their 20s and 30s but there is no age limit.

"The only thing I would say is that we're not trying to be trendy.

"It's just a way of having a good time with the chance of making something warm thrown in."

WANT TO BECOME A DERBY KNITSTER?


09:30 - 23 May 2005

Derby's Knit Club would be delighted to welcome new members to its ranks.

Its next meeting will be held on Thursday, June 9, at the Silk Mill, Derby, from 5.30pm onwards. Meetings are informal and people can come and go as they please. To find out more about future meetings, contact the club via its website www.knitclub.co.uk .

To swot up beforehand, new magazine Simply Knitting costs £3.99 and is available now at newsagents.